What’s in my handbag?

Contents of my handbag

If you’re a blogger, you know all about the “What’s in my hospital bag?” post, and its close friend, the “What’s in my changing bag?” post.

This is one of those posts. Kind of.

Sorry.

I’m long past needing a hospital bag, and I no longer use a nappy bag. But I recently did a bit of a clean out of my handbag, and I thought – yeah, that pretty much says it all. Everything you need to know about my life as a working mother, spread out across my bedroom carpet.

The contents were as follows:

  • Pound Shop umbrella
  • Several crumpled-up nappies
  • Bag of kale chips, because I’m middle-class like that
  • Packet of Calpol
  • Two sample packets of body lotion
  • Pack of gum
  • Wallet
  • Toddler-sized winter hat and mittens, which I carry around despite the fact that my daughter refuses to wear them
  • Adult-sized winter hat, which I carry around despite the fact that my daughter refuses to let me wear it
  • The remains of a packet of Organix carrot sticks
  • Child-sized hair clips
  • Several manky old receipts
  • Cinema ticket from the one and only time I managed to go see a film in the past six months
  • Dummy box with one dummy in it
  • Letter from my daughter’s nursery inviting us to their Christmas party, which we definitely won’t be attending, because there is nothing about a) being forced to sit on a strange pensioner’s lap b) going to nursery on one of her non-nursery days and c) having to interact with others in a ‘festive’ way that she would enjoy
  • Hand lotion
  • Sanitary pad
  • The only lipgloss that I own
  • Tide stain stick
  • Winter hat craft that my daughter ‘made’ at nursery. Her key worker explained to me that the children were supposed to colour and decorate them, but she didn’t want to – so they sent me home a blank laminated hat, like I’m supposed to put it up on the fridge or some crap.

Not pictured:

  • My work badge and train pass, which are safely tucked away in a zippered pocket
  • All the gross crumbs and loose change that fell out when I turned my bag upside down

The mess in my bag shows what being a parent is all about – the randomness, the untidiness, the kid stuff taking up the space where your stuff used to be. If this looks familiar to you, rest assured that you’re not alone. There are millions of us out there, all struggling with weight of everything that we need to carry on our shoulders.

 

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11 Comment

  1. It definitely sounds like my bag!! Gross crumbs and all….

  2. I dread to think what’s lurking in the bottom of my bag!! I’m still using a nappy bag so whatever’s in there has been in there for 9 months and will be remaining in there for another 3!!

    Maybe there’s a winning lotto ticket??? #ablogginggoodtime
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  3. Great post! Inormally have a lovelu collection of crumbs in there too haha
    Lx
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    #ablogginggoodtime

  4. Mine has the crumbs and the loose change too, haha!

    #stayclassymama
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  5. I don’t actually really use a handbag any more for this reason. I just chuck my purse and keys in my pocket and off I go. The kids do have their own rucksacks now they so they carry their own stuff. They love it and it makes my life that little bit easier.

    #stayclassymama

  6. why are there always crumbs at the bottom of a bag even if it had no food in it. stray bits of lego, an odd glove, a sock, a diary i havent used in forever, tissues…everything has been in there for at least 11 months id say #stayclassymama

  7. M bag has the crumbs and loose change. No matter how often I do a little tidy out of the handbag there’s always the crumbs!
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  8. The crumbs! It’s like there’s a tiny little mouse in my house that comes and puts his tiny leftovers in my bag. I find lots of hair in mine too (gross, gross, gross) especially after the hairdressers (that I never get to anymore so it’s a poor excuse). #stayclassymama

  9. Haha! I am just at the stage where I can use a handbag that doesn’t resemble a brightly coloured wipe clean material, so I am sure mine will be full of crap again soon! #ablogginggoodtime

  10. Oh the crumbs. Where do they come from?!? And the amount of times I’ve been rummaging for my keys at work and I’ve pulled out a random Kinder egg toy or half eaten lollipop! Life and times of a working Mum! #ablogginggoodtime
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  11. Yep this is my bag too! Minus the nappies these days but they have given way to snotty tissues (kids not mine) and various items of “treasure” that he has found like feathers and pinecones lol #stayclassymama
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