5 things I bought for the baby that the cat thinks are his

1. Play gym

What I bought it for: The baby to play with.

What the cat thinks it’s for: Attacking with full force. Cue sneak attack of the dangling octopus complete with somersaults.

2. Rubber teething rings

What I bought them for: The baby to chew on.

What the cat thinks they’re for: The cat to chew. And tear into pieces which he scatters around the house and then hunts.

3. Bouncer

What I bought it for: A place to put the baby when I need to do stuff.

What the cat thinks it’s for: Cat bed.

Milo in the bouncer

4. Baby carrier

What I bought it for: So I can carry the baby around with both hands free.

What the cat thinks it’s for: Cat bed. It’s ideal because it’s black and therefore shows off his orange fur REALLY well.

5. Rocking chair

What I bought it for: Rocking the baby to sleep.

What the cat thinks it’s for: Cat bed. Because he clearly needs another one of those.

Milo on the rocking chair

FFS.

3 Comment

  1. Yeeeah…I’m going to need to see a video of Milo attacking the gym. Thanks!

  2. I haven’t caught it on video, sadly, but I’ll try! The play gym is covered in teeth and claw marks,

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